• me: *bumps into a British person*
  • British person: sorry
  • Me: You're 67 years late
  • British person: what
  • me: *walks away putting on my shades as jana gana mana plays in the background*

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

(via ethiopienne)

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

(via pan-tastic)

lelaid:

This is too good to not post.

(via 2damnfeisty)